Devious Alchemy

We had two bags of rulebooks, seventy-five lead miniatures, five sheets of freshly-cut counters, a salt shaker half full of tiny d6s, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored d20s, d12s, d8s, d4s ... and also a quart of Jolt, a quart of Mountain Dew, a case of Dorritos, a pint of Ben and Jerry's, and two dozen d10s.

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